Funny joke

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his
wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a
box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put
on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the
house

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has
been missing since Friday.