LOONATIC http://loonatic.org joke game fun AND GOLF Thu, 23 Jun 2011 23:30:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Blonde paint job http://loonatic.org/2011/06/blonde-paint-job/ http://loonatic.org/2011/06/blonde-paint-job/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 23:25:51 +0000 admin http://loonatic.org/?p=24 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The
blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint
and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should.
She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,”
the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the
blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari
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  • Starring:
    Arno Frisch, Frank Giering, Susanne Lothar, Ulrich Mühe
  • Summary:
    In this provocative and brutal thriller, a vacationing family
    gets an unexpected visit from two deeply disturbed young men. Their idyllic
    holiday turns nightmarish as they are subjected to unimaginable terrors and
    struggle to stay alive. (Warner Independent Pictures)
  • Director: Michael Haneke
  • Genre(s):
    Drama, Mystery, Thriller, Horror, Crime
  • Rating: Unrated
  • Runtime:
    108 min
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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 13 out of 33
  3. Negative: 14 out of 33
  1. A chilly and extraordinarily controlled treatise on film
    violence, Funny Games punishes the audience for its casual bloodlust by giving
    it all the sickening torture and mayhem it could possibly desire. Neat trick,
    that.
  2. Funny Games is fundamentally a bourgeois exercise in
    authorial sadism. As the methodical games grind on, the suffocatingly beige and
    white surroundings start to look like a mausoleum.
  3. A patronizing, self-satisfied piece of work, Funny Games
    is Michael Haneke’s way of chastising us for blindly following the traditional
    rules of entertainment.

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  1. Positive: 37 out of 96
  3. Negative: 54 out of 96
  1. VictorM
    10
    Beautiful and brilliant. Cinema as an art, at its best.
    Not for the close-minded.
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  2. … its not enough to make a movie mix every kind
    of violence possible and find that – because violence tends to be shocking – the
    movie itself will have some impact …
    the plot of this film is an empty sequence. No point is made​​. Do not teach
    anything. Not even an intelligent approach of violence, because the character of
    the characters is not psychologically challenging. You know when you take a
    literary work of a beginner and do not avoid the artificiality of the
    characters? is the same in this film. This usually happens with beginners
    because, eager to have a very dramatic storyline, they designed fake spectacular
    characters to build it … the result is a failure: people soon realizes that
    they are inventions, like puppets … if this director and writer likes so much
    to treat this theme, they should study real criminals. If they want to address
    the sociological aspects of violence and crime, they should study and draw
    lessons from other teachers, as Dostoievsky … and if they wanted to entertain
    the audience should desist from trying to make it look very smart on topics that
    they do not know how to deal with a drop of profoundness …… Expand
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  3. fredfl
    3
    This was actually a scifi film. “Grand Theft Auto
    2200″. That’s why the boys (players) didn’t care about the victims and why
    rewind worked. That’s the only sense I
    can make out of it. Otherwise, it was a waste of time.… Expand
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May 15, 2011


Nicki Minaj helped kick off the launch of the Samsung Infuse 4G in Los Angeles last week where she dished about her new tour with Britney Spears.

“Just me being a crazy lunatic probably as always,” Nicki responded when asked what fans can expect from this new collaboration. “I’m not going to change it too much from what I was doing on the tour.”

Nicki revealed that her fans aren’t the only ones who are antsy about the new tour this summer, saying, “I really want to see [Britney] in action. She’s definitely an icon and I want to see what she does and how she moves the crowd and how she has managed to stay in the game this long and be relevant.”

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Former “American Idol” contestant Pia Toscano also made an appearance and chatted about the remaining singers on the show.

“It’s anybody’s game,” said Pia. “At this point everybody’s super strong so I really don’t know [who will win]. I’m rooting for them all. I really can’t wait to join them in the finale.”

After her shocking “Idol” elimination, Pia was quickly offered a record deal and is currently working on her first album. The singer admitted that she’s “still tweaking everything” in the nascent stages of her debut project but she did have a good idea of what the vibe will be like in her songs, saying, “It’s going to be a pop album with an R&B influence.”

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