“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The
blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint

and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should.
She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,”
the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the
blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari